I have been roaming around this evening, having fun. Had a nice 1 on 1 with a gentleman named Tarrix. He put up a good fight but fell to The Bleeding Rose in fine fashion. /emote tips hat, he was good about the fight.
So, I am roaming about, popping npc rats as I need to shoot things. Pirating urges do cause twitching. I land in a belt in Sobaseki and I see a guy mining. No big deal…..but….overview says it’s a Caracal.
A few moments later, after I regain my consciousness, I get back into my chair and look again. Yup, mining in a Caracal.
But….it’s a Caracal….you don’t mine in them. An Osprey gets a mining bonus, why mine in a Caracal?
It’s a frakking Caracal. No, this is wrong. This is very, very wrong. So, I call out in local that there is a Caracal mining in IX belt 1. I need someone else to look. My eyes must be tired, this simply can not be.
A few moments later, 3 drakes and a brutix show up. Local chat discusses this horrific display of Caldari cruiser mining gone awry.
This is simply wrong. Something must be askew with the universe.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE!!!
So, I tell everyone in local that I will be right back. I check the market and find an Armageddon for sale 2 jumps over in another system. I buy it and head out to pick it up. On the way, I buy 8 Large Smartbombs.
Yes, Suicide Gank time, this fucker is going to die.
Now, many people have commented to me on fixing my security status. Many have asked what would it take to push me back over to the ‘Dark Side’ as cookies are simply not enough.
Mining in a Caracal. Yup, that would do it.
I get all fitted out and head back to Sobaseki. I land in the belt, he’s there, mining away. I make a bookmark, warp out and warp back in.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!
The bombs go off…..1 volley…..2 volleys…..3 volleys….4 volleys. BOOM!!!! and then another BOOM!!! Concord has arrived, but alas it is too late.
Lag aside, it was a beautiful set of explosions. Justice has been restored, healing can begin and all will be right with the universe once more.
NO MINING CARACALS!!!!
So, I again need to do some security status repair, but it was worth it. See you out there!!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 2:40 am
Two thumbs up for suicide-ganking a mining Caracal for the good of all mankind.
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Galen Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
It was my pleasure.
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August 13th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Hehe, if you are in Soba again, hit me up!!!!!
Anyways, AWESOMO job, thanks for keeping the space clear of things that can provoke unstoppable laughter.
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Galen Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Will do mate!!!
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August 13th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Totally worth the security hit if you ask me. Stuff like that should be cleansed with righteous fire!
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Galen Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I felt so much better afterwards….
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August 13th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
This is worse than my Taranahauler !!!
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Galen Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I shudder to think….
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August 13th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I have mined in a Caracal before.
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Galen Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I knew there was something not right about you…..
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August 13th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Let's hope BIGPOTPLANT has learned a valuable lesson !
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April 30th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
LOL u guys r CRAZY MEHN, WTFF, THAT GUY REALLY DESERVED SOME ASS KICKIN! THUMBS UP
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