He’s a newer player, been playing since March 21st of 2008. I first met him in this post where he had stolen loot from me and I popped his Domi. Since then, I have popped another one of ships, again, he had stolen loot after being warned not to do so.

Today, while NPC ratting in Hek, local chat seemed very much alive with talk of this person. I learned of this kill as well, a wonderful example of EPIC FAIL.

Now, to top this off, we all started asking this poor fellow why he continues to lose ships. The conversation turned to how a 2 month old player had access to a large amount of isk. Below is the chat log and I do apologize as it is rather long:

?[ 2008.05.11 00:19:38 ] Abramul > Stupid cops, don’t engage pirates.
?[ 2008.05.11 00:19:49 ] GreatWhiteSeven > lol
?[ 2008.05.11 00:29:14 ] Andrea Black > I heard NCC 1701E lost a megathron to a Tristan
?[ 2008.05.11 00:30:10 ] Ga’len > he lsot a domi to an ishkur too
?[ 2008.05.11 00:30:14 ] Ga’len > http://www.dagastine.net/tkb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=551
?[ 2008.05.11 00:30:55 ] Ga’len > he apparently has been loosing a lot of battleships lately
?[ 2008.05.11 00:30:57 ] Ga’len > poor fellow
?[ 2008.05.11 00:34:53 ] NCC 1701E > thats because 1 i was tricked 2 i realy only have the skills to fly them not realy any thing else
?[ 2008.05.11 00:35:54 ] Mr Morimoto > yea i remember when I first saw NCC when he was 20 days old stiing on the boundless station in his megathron
?[ 2008.05.11 00:35:56 ] Ga’len > It’s simple, don’t steal loot and you won’t get blown up
?[ 2008.05.11 00:37:02 ] NCC 1701E > i dont steal i stole 2 times 1 i didebt n=mean to 2 i dident think that there were 2 bs’s cloacked ner by
?[ 2008.05.11 00:38:09 ] Mr Morimoto >
?[ 2008.05.11 00:40:14 ] Chikull > don’t eatl, unless you have the guns to back you up
?[ 2008.05.11 00:40:18 ] Chikull > *steal
?[ 2008.05.11 00:40:46 ] Andrea Black > i also heard someone solo’d his brutix in a prorator
?[ 2008.05.11 00:40:47 ] Andrea Black > welp
?[ 2008.05.11 00:41:15 ] Ga’len > He’s is a bit of a celebrity in these parts
?[ 2008.05.11 00:41:17 ] Ga’len >
?[ 2008.05.11 00:41:30 ] NCC 1701E > porator?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:41:57 ] Chikull > preator maybe?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:42:08 ] NCC 1701E > idk
?[ 2008.05.11 00:42:20 ] Mr Morimoto > prorator
?[ 2008.05.11 00:42:42 ] Mr Morimoto > a transport ship with 1 gun
?[ 2008.05.11 00:42:55 ] Andrea Black > i heard he was getting pwned by it
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:02 ] NCC 1701E > yes he tricked me
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:09 ] Andrea Black > and a friend came and repped his shields (shield tank brutix lol)
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:11 ] NCC 1701E > i was killing him
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:22 ] Ga’len > yeah
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:25 ] Ga’len > with lolz
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:34 ] Ga’len > NCC, please, stop loosing ships
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:41 ] Ga’len > it’s embarassing
?[ 2008.05.11 00:43:51 ] Andrea Black > so this guy in the prorator
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:00 ] Andrea Black > while tanking NCC 1701 and his friend
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:09 ] Andrea Black > in an industrial
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:14 ] Andrea Black > bought some stuff on the market
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:18 ] Andrea Black > undocked in an AF
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:22 ] Andrea Black > and pwned them both
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:24 ] Andrea Black > so i heard
?[ 2008.05.11 00:44:31 ] NCC 1701E > but he kept running away so he said ok i will not run just 1 more fight i said ok whan i came out he was in a assult ship and beat the crap out of me
?[ 2008.05.11 00:45:47 ] Mr Morimoto > /emote giggles like a lil girl
?[ 2008.05.11 00:46:08 ] Chikull > thats why i only fight NPCs
?[ 2008.05.11 00:46:23 ] MinHops > Anyone here know Descent into Chaos?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:46:28 ] NCC 1701E > me to normaly
?[ 2008.05.11 00:47:15 ] NCC 1701E > chikull i even i could kill u ur 6 days old
?[ 2008.05.11 00:47:49 ] Andrea Black > i heard that he only ran away because your friend was repping him
?[ 2008.05.11 00:48:08 ] Andrea Black > so you were the one who cheated ncc by getting a friend to help in a 1vs2
?[ 2008.05.11 00:48:12 ] Andrea Black > 1vs1 even
?[ 2008.05.11 00:48:14 ] Andrea Black > welp
?[ 2008.05.11 00:48:20 ] NCC 1701E > no my friend was repairing my sheilds thats all
?[ 2008.05.11 00:49:51 ] Lousther > any1 salvager around?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:50:07 ] NCC 1701E > me
?[ 2008.05.11 00:51:36 ] Lousther > ok, will you do 50/50 with me to salvage my field?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:51:54 ] Andrea Black > http://www.gguild.sharkfamily.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5457
?[ 2008.05.11 00:51:57 ] Andrea Black > welp
?[ 2008.05.11 00:53:31 ] Ga’len > EPCI FAIL
?[ 2008.05.11 00:53:33 ] Ga’len > OMFG
?[ 2008.05.11 00:53:38 ] NCC 1701E > ?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:01 ] Ga’len > So, where are you getting all this ISK for battleships man?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:08 ] Ga’len > I’ve popped a bs and a thorax of yours
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:12 ] Ga’len > there is another battleship
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:20 ] Ga’len > so, that’s at least 250 million isk
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:23 ] Mr Morimoto > hes the local game time card salesman
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:29 ] Ga’len > your less than 2 months old
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:32 ] Ga’len > WTF?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:43 ] Ga’len > Morimoto, he must be
?[ 2008.05.11 00:54:43 ] Dr Lov3 > [Multiple Items]
?[ 2008.05.11 00:55:24 ] NCC 1701E > i have had four bs’s and 9 thyoraxs and 2 bur tix s
?[ 2008.05.11 00:55:38 ] Ga’len > Wow, so, how are you getting all this isk, hmm?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:55:41 ] NCC 1701E > brb
?[ 2008.05.11 00:55:51 ] NCC 1701E > yes and brb
?[ 2008.05.11 00:56:00 ] Abramul > I’m back. While I was away, I came up with the ultimate in “lost an x to a y” putdowns.
?[ 2008.05.11 00:56:16 ] Ga’len > like this one
?[ 2008.05.11 00:56:31 ] Ga’len > “Your momma is so fat, I took out your megathron with a tristan”
?[ 2008.05.11 00:56:35 ] Ga’len >
?[ 2008.05.11 00:56:54 ] Abramul > Nah, losing anything to a freighter.
?[ 2008.05.11 00:57:00 ] Ga’len > heheh
?[ 2008.05.11 00:57:01 ] Ga’len > true
?[ 2008.05.11 00:58:20 ] NCC 1701E > i am back
?[ 2008.05.11 00:58:56 ] Ga’len > So, Ncc, you have 4 bs’s and 9 thorax’s
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:02 ] Ga’len > assuming your normal fittings on them
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:10 ] Ga’len > I know this, well, becasue I’ve popped one of each for you
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:14 ] NCC 1701E > no they went boom
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:17 ] Andrea Black > how old are you irl ncc?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:21 ] Andrea Black > 12?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:32 ] NCC 1701E > 23
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:37 ] Ga’len > that would be roughly, 800 million isk
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:41 ] NCC 1701E > .8
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:46 ] Andrea Black > welp
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:52 ] NCC 1701E > yup
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:53 ] Ga’len > how does one come up with 800 million isk in less than 2 months?
?[ 2008.05.11 00:59:57 ] Andrea Black > i hope you has insurance
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:00 ] NCC 1701E > 950 mill
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:00 ] Ga’len > hmm?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:06 ] Abramul > GTCs, presumably.
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:17 ] NCC 1701E > ctc?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:21 ] NCC 1701E > gtc?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:25 ] Ga’len > uh oh
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:28 ] Ga’len > this is not good
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:35 ] Ga’len > he doesn’t know what a GTC is?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:39 ] NCC 1701E > what is a gtc
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:47 ] Ga’len > /emote facepalms
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:53 ] Ga’len > Game
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:55 ] Abramul > Although, come to think of it, I’ve probably gone through 250 million by now.
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:55 ] Ga’len > Time
?[ 2008.05.11 01:00:57 ] Ga’len > Code
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:06 ] Andrea Black > how do you get your money NCC?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:09 ] Ga’len > NCC, do you know what that is?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:26 ] NCC 1701E > i have my ways
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:34 ] NCC 1701E > of making isk
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:49 ] Ga’len > NCC, there are only 3 ways to come up with that kind of in game money that fast
?[ 2008.05.11 01:01:52 ] Ga’len > 1, GTC
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:02 ] Ga’len > 2. Transfer from another player, not likely here
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:02 ] NCC 1701E > gtc?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:14 ] Ga’len > 3. you are buying it from an ISK selling website
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:15 ] NCC 1701E > 3?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:27 ] NCC 1701E > no
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:31 ] NCC 1701E > number 2
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:35 ] Ga’len > NCC, I would suggest that you stop talking right now
?[ 2008.05.11 01:02:46 ] NCC 1701E > y
?[ 2008.05.11 01:03:04 ] Ga’len > if you don’t you’ll end up being petitioned for admitting buying isk with real money
?[ 2008.05.11 01:03:11 ] Ga’len > it’s against the EULA and you will be banned
?[ 2008.05.11 01:03:17 ] Andrea Black > petitioned
?[ 2008.05.11 01:03:36 ] Ga’len > NCC, I hope for your sake, that it;’s option 2 here
?[ 2008.05.11 01:03:51 ] Ga’len > because if not, your EVE playing days may very well be over
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:04 ] Abramul > There is another option: Have no life whatsoever.
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:14 ] NCC 1701E > i new a guy who played 4 years he wanted to stop playing so he gave me all his money (950mill)
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:20 ] Ga’len > 2 months to make 800 millioni isk?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:39 ] Ga’len > He’s not been online that much, well, at least in this system
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:49 ] Ga’len > and he;s always in ships, stealing loot or ratting
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:53 ] Ga’len > or
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:57 ] Ga’len > getting blown up
?[ 2008.05.11 01:04:58 ] NCC 1701E > inder is were i live
?[ 2008.05.11 01:05:21 ] NCC 1701E > i do not buy isk
?[ 2008.05.11 01:05:41 ] Ga’len > NCC, don’t talk, seriously
?[ 2008.05.11 01:05:49 ] Ga’len > we are not believing you at the moment
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:11 ] Andrea Black > EVERYONE PETITION NCC1701 FOR ISK BUYING!
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:19 ] NCC 1701E > i dont
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:19 ] Ga’len > No
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:24 ] Ga’len > dont;’ doi it
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:27 ] NCC 1701E > i dont
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:28 ] Ga’len > if everyone does
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:33 ] NCC 1701E > no
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:35 ] Johann Goethe > why?
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:36 ] Ga’len > it won’t help the credibility
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:39 ] Chikull > don’t lower your self to his level
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:44 ] NCC 1701E > idk even were to do it
?[ 2008.05.11 01:06:50 ] Ga’len > if everyone does, the GM’s won’t take Andrea’s petition seriously
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:05 ] Ga’len > 1 petition, they will look into it
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:11 ] Valleria Darkmoon > dude pretend its a trial and say nothing
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:12 ] Ga’len > 50, they will dismiss it as harrassment
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:19 ] NCC 1701E > i dont buy isk
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:24 ] Ga’len > trials can’t get isk transfered to them
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:27 ] NCC 1701E > nor will i
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:37 ] Abramul > You mentioned that already. Repeatedly.
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:45 ] Valleria Darkmoon > ok you’ve got you denial in now just say nothing
?[ 2008.05.11 01:07:54 ] NCC 1701E > and yet they dont listen
?[ 2008.05.11 01:08:09 ] NCC 1701E > fine
?[ 2008.05.11 01:08:09 ] Rogue Wave > it really doesn’t matter. if you did they will catch you. if you didn’t they won’t. can’t see the point in petitioning tbh
?[ 2008.05.11 01:08:41 ] Ga’len > one petition should be enough, Andrea has already done that
?[ 2008.05.11 01:08:49 ] Ga’len > GM’s will look into the issue
?[ 2008.05.11 01:09:00 ] Ga’len > if NCC is still here in a month, then we know he’s telling the truth
?[ 2008.05.11 01:09:10 ] Ga’len > let’s just leave it at that
?[ 2008.05.11 01:09:37 ] NCC 1701E > good

So, as we all agreed, we shall see if he is still around in a month. Iit should be interesting to see what happens with this guy. Updates to come…if he’s still around.

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